Get jazzed on this... BIG JESUS' TRASH CAN GOES TO AIR!

That's right ladies and gentlepersons, the moment you've been waiting half the summer for; the airwaves are to be decimated by the cosmically devastating cylindrical motions exhibited right here on this most unholy and insalubrious of webpages. The one and only Roky Roze will be leading a two-hour late-night sonic debauchery via ciut.fm (hit the LISTEN LIVE link or tune in to 89.5 FM) in Toronto every WEDNESDAY from the WITCHING HOUR (12am Est) to 2am indefinitely, beginning next week. The format will be imitative of that used here which is to first upset listeners with more awkward, uncomfortable and disturbing sounds and then to soothe them with celestial lullabies of all ages. For each thorough aural trauma endured listeners will be rewarded and tested by the following stereo-shivasana which will guide them to deep, meditative slumber.